When I become President...... Sorry it's a rant.

dragon300zx · June 1, 2005

There will be mandatory IQ tests for all positions.

Our office manager (A 30 year old woman who makes 55k a year) just came to me and asked if Mexico and Canada were part of north america. She makes more than me. I say she should loose 1k a year every time I have to edumacate her on something a high school graduate should know. Keep in mind we are a Large Industrial Contracting company that does work all over north america.

BridgeCity · June 1, 2005

dragon300zx wrote:

There will be mandatory IQ tests for all positions.

Our office manager (A 30 year old woman who makes 55k a year) just came to me and asked if Mexico and Canada were part of north america. She makes more than me. I say she should loose 1k a year every time I have to edumacate her on something a high school graduate should know. Keep in mind we are a Large Industrial Contracting company that does work all over north america.

Precisely why I have a poster in my room that reads "Ill be nicer, when you are smarter"

Here's your sign!

mercphoto · June 1, 2005

dragon300zx wrote:

There will be mandatory IQ tests for all positions.

I'll vote for that platform.

And some people think testing the knowledge of our teachers is a BAD thing. Sheesh!

dragon300zx · June 1, 2005

ROFL I have to put that up in my office.

BridgeCity · June 1, 2005

dragon300zx wrote:

ROFL I have to put that up in my office.

http://shop.store.yahoo.com/wickedcoolstuff/habuspo.html

Angelo · June 1, 2005

dragon300zx wrote:

There will be mandatory IQ tests for all positions.

Our office manager (A 30 year old woman who makes 55k a year) just came to me and asked if Mexico and Canada were part of north america. She makes more than me. I say she should loose 1k a year every time I have to edumacate her on something a high school graduate should know. Keep in mind we are a Large Industrial Contracting company that does work all over north america.

I have a pretty good idea who she voted for in the last election.

Mongrel · June 1, 2005

You piqued my curiosity Angelo...

Angelo wrote:

I have a pretty good idea who she voted for in the last election.

Who might that be?

Cheers,

Mongrel

For Dragon300ZX, I feel your pain man. I work in a large High School and it really tries your patience dealing with 'educators'

colourbox · June 1, 2005

There are reportedly a significant number of Americans who believe that Alaska is exactly where they saw it on all the maps at school.

In the lower left corner, somewhere not far off the California coast.

mercphoto · June 1, 2005

Angelo wrote:

I have a pretty good idea who she voted for in the last election.

Ah jeez, give it up. Does this really have to turn into an anti-Bush rally? The man won. Twice. Time to "move on" and get over it.

johno · June 1, 2005

mercphoto wrote:

Ah jeez, give it up. Does this really have to turn into an anti-Bush rally? The man won. Twice. Time to "move on" and get over it.

johno~

dragon300zx · June 1, 2005

Thats right this is a "Gary For President" Rally.

Might I add if elected I will make sure Cherry Ripes are available at every supermarket and party store so everyone can enjoy them.

Khaos · June 1, 2005

Can I be your Chief of Staff?

I'd like to promote my "Thin the Herd" program.

We've completely thrown Mother Nature's survival of the fittest out of whack. We protect the stupid people. We make laws to protect them from their own stupidity, and when that doesn't work, we allow them to sue for money based on something stupid they did that someone else is now deemed responsible in protecting them against.

Our gene pool isn't improving, it's getting worse, because we don't allow the stupid people to do stupid things and weed themselves out naturally. We're protecting the slow gazelles. We need to let them be caught and eaten like nature intended.

Thin the herd.

BridgeCity · June 1, 2005

Khaos wrote:

Can I be your Chief of Staff?

I'd like to promote my "Thin the Herd" program.

We've completely thrown Mother Nature's survival of the fittest out of whack. We protect the stupid people. We make laws to protect them from their own stupidity, and when that doesn't work, we allow them to sue for money based on something stupid they did that someone else is now deemed responsible in protecting them against.

Our gene pool isn't improving, it's getting worse, because we don't allow the stupid people to do stupid things and weed themselves out naturally. We're protecting the slow gazelles. We need to let them be caught and eaten like nature intended.

Thin the herd.

:dgrin

mercphoto · June 1, 2005

Khaos wrote:

We protect the stupid people. We make laws to protect them from their own stupidity, and when that doesn't work, we allow them to sue for money based on something stupid they did that someone else is now deemed responsible in protecting them against.

This is why I don't vote Democrat. Their good intentions are fundamentally dangerous in implementation.

dragon300zx · June 1, 2005

I won't be 32 by the 2008 elections (If i remember school correctly you have to be 32 to run for president) but none the less we can start campaigning by then to make sure I'm a shoe in for 2012.

The Digital Grin Party

Our Platform

Required IQ testing for Career and life placement (this is also be required in order to be allowed to bear children so as to stop the outbreak of morons our society is faced with)
Cherry Ripes on every street corner
Those who meet the IQ requirements but have still chosen a life of drugs, crime, or general stupidity will not be allowed to procreate under the new Thining of the Heard policy.

What else guys?

BridgeCity · June 1, 2005

Egrets stategically placed within driving distance of every photographer?? I hate looking at all the Egrets knowing that I am a world away from them :cry Or perhaps I just dont know where to find them...

mercphoto · June 1, 2005

dragon300zx wrote:

What else guys?

Make it the Republican party without the Theocracy and you have my vote. Only thing I can't stand about the Republicans is them trying to slam their religion down my throat. But I still vote for them.

dragon300zx · June 1, 2005

Merc no worries there Religion will not be a part of this Party. Thats an individuals choice not the goverments.

And I think Improved wetlands and rookeries around the country to make it better for photographers and everyone alike sounds like a good idea bridge. Egrets, osprey, herons, etc.

Khaos · June 1, 2005

You need to retake that high school goverenment class.

The minimum age is 35.

tlittleton · June 1, 2005

You're gonna have to wait till 2012 for sure...the age is 35.

dragon300zx wrote:

I won't be 32 by the 2008 elections (If i remember school correctly you have to be 32 to run for president) but none the less we can start campaigning by then to make sure I'm a shoe in for 2012.

Khaos was quicker on the draw....

dragon300zx · June 1, 2005

OK 2016 it is then.

And I think Members of the Digital Grin Party should get free upgrades to first class when traveling for photographic reasons.

Angelo · June 1, 2005

mercphoto wrote:

Make it the Republican party without the Theocracy and you have my vote. Only thing I can't stand about the Republicans is them trying to slam their religion down my throat. But I still vote for them.

Something we agree on!

But don't forget hypocrisy - the party that wants smaller government but wants to control our lives; the party that supports our troops but cuts their benefits; the party that is pro-life but against life-saving medical research; the party that's against abortion but cuts funding for children's services... i'll stop now...

colourbox · June 1, 2005

mercphoto wrote:

This is why I don't vote Democrat. Their good intentions are fundamentally dangerous in implementation.

It would follow that invading multiple nations isn't fundamentally dangerous.

OK, nevermind, back to photos...

wxwax · June 1, 2005

Angelo wrote:

Something we agree on!

... i'll stop now...

Please do, these discussions never end well....

And Merc, please don't feel like you need to provide a counterpoint.

Let's let the real-life political debate happen elsewhere. Thanks.

Angelo · June 1, 2005

wxwax wrote:

Please do, these discussions never end well....

And Merc, please don't feel like you need to provide a counterpoint.

Let's let the real-life political debate happen elsewhere. Thanks.

OK Waxy; anything for you!

pathfinder · June 2, 2005

colourbox wrote:

There are reportedly a significant number of Americans who believe that Alaska is exactly where they saw it on all the maps at school.

In the lower left corner, somewhere not far off the California coast.

ROFLMAO

wxwax · June 2, 2005

Angelo wrote:

OK Waxy; anything for you!

:sweet :yikes

DoctorIt · June 2, 2005

geez. get a room.

dragon300zx · June 2, 2005

I forgot to add.

When I become President....

Pinky and The Brain, Will be put back on the air. Narf.

BridgeCity · June 2, 2005

dragon300zx wrote:

I forgot to add.

When I become President....

Pinky and The Brain, Will be put back on the air. Narf.

B: Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
P: Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels

P.S. For all you P&B fans... more quotes here
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Pinky_and_the_Brain

Angelo · June 2, 2005

DoctorIt wrote:

geez. get a room.

When I become President...... Sorry it's a rant.

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