My Name Is Brian...

Paul Iddon

I'm sure a few of you will remember me from the olden days. Back then, I was on the television a lot and I had the most luxurious of houses to live in. I was quite popular, despite all the stories written mostly about my friends, but I got plenty of walk on (well, sludge on) parts in many episodes.

Times have changed however, and most of my friends have moved on to bigger and better things. The was a lot a kerfuffle when that springy good for nothing bossy boots Zebedee got us all a role in a big movie, but yes, you guessed it... Old snooty boots got the good parts and the best lines. Florence. What a tease she was. I'm sure she was having a relationship with someone that we never found out about... Dylan, probably.

And Ermentrude... I bet she's still chewing on that goddamed flower for all she is worth. She got a role in that Anchor butter commercial on ITV I think. And Dougal? Well, he never brushed his hair properly, and I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually copped off with that long haired lover from Liverpool from the Addams family... You know who I mean. Cousin It. Made for each other them two...

Oh well. I guess you have heard enough about me now. I might tell you a few more of my travel tales later on. I got some photos taken of me when I was on holiday. Might get them out afterwards...

Oh well.. Nothing ever changes. All that fame they got, and then there was poor me. Left out as usual. Never mind. Even when we were all famous, they'd always ask quietly... "Brian? Brian who?"


Well.


My name is Brian.









Director's notes:

Camera Make: Canon
Camera Model: Canon EOS 400D DIGITAL
Image Date: 2009:04:11 22:44:06
Flash Used: Yes (Manual)
Focal Length: 105.0mm
CCD Width: 4.58mm
Exposure Time: 0.077 s (1/13)
Aperture: f/9.0
ISO equiv: 800
Exposure Bias: -1.00
White Balance: Auto
Metering Mode: Matrix
Exposure: aperture priority (semi-auto)







Paul.

Lord Vetinari

Not again - I had enough trouble with that at the time
Lovely shot.
Brian V.

l2oBiN

Nice perspective.

Skippy

Paul Iddon wrote:

I'm sure a few of you will remember me from the olden days. Back then, I was on the television a lot and I had the most luxurious of houses to live in. I was quite popular, despite all the stories written mostly about my friends, but I got plenty of walk on (well, sludge on) parts in many episodes.

Times have changed however, and most of my friends have moved on to bigger and better things. The was a lot a kerfuffle when that springy good for nothing bossy boots Zebedee got us all a role in a big movie, but yes, you guessed it... Old snooty boots got the good parts and the best lines. Florence. What a tease she was. I'm sure she was having a relationship with someone that we never found out about... Dylan, probably.

And Ermentrude... I bet she's still chewing on that goddamed flower for all she is worth. She got a role in that Anchor butter commercial on ITV I think. And Dougal? Well, he never brushed his hair properly, and I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually copped off with that long haired lover from Liverpool from the Addams family... You know who I mean. Cousin It. Made for each other them two...

Oh well. I guess you have heard enough about me now. I might tell you a few more of my travel tales later on. I got some photos taken of me when I was on holiday. Might get them out afterwards...

Oh well.. Nothing ever changes. All that fame they got, and then there was poor me. Left out as usual. Never mind. Even when we were all famous, they'd always ask quietly... "Brian? Brian who?"


Well.


My name is Brian.

Director's notes:

Camera Make: Canon
Camera Model: Canon EOS 400D DIGITAL
Image Date: 2009:04:11 22:44:06
Flash Used: Yes (Manual)
Focal Length: 105.0mm
CCD Width: 4.58mm
Exposure Time: 0.077 s (1/13)
Aperture: f/9.0
ISO equiv: 800
Exposure Bias: -1.00
White Balance: Auto
Metering Mode: Matrix
Exposure: aperture priority (semi-auto)

Paul.

Hi Paul, I know these guys are a pest, but everyone gets to live at my place (except if your poisonous and inside my house - then your a gonner)

Even in the Winter as I drive up my driveway and wait for the garage door to open, I will get out of the car in the rain and move the snails so I don't squish them, sometimes ya just can't help squishing them,
but if I can avoid killing them I will.

Lovely shot ... Skippy
.

Paul Iddon

Hehehe, thanks for the replies guys.

I was kind to Brian, honest Skippy.


Here are two more of Brian before he went into next doors garden (to make sure he's not finishing off any of my plants....)











Paul.

GOLDENORFE

very good Paul, well done
phil

Paul Iddon

Thanks Phil