Too funny for a Monday

jason.moseleyjason.moseley Registered Users Posts: 23 Big grins
edited April 24, 2009 in Cameras
The Photographer King Needs No Tripod.

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Link to image: http://www.juzaphoto.com/shared_files/articles/sigma_200-500/Juza_handholding_sigma_200-500_2-8.jpg

That thing looks more like a WMD than a lens.
Go easy on me!

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  • Art ScottArt Scott Registered Users Posts: 8,959 Major grins
    edited April 20, 2009
    and he walks away with knees bowed together asking if there is a doctor in the field and will I still be able to have children..............
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  • Manfr3dManfr3d Registered Users Posts: 2,008 Major grins
    edited April 22, 2009
    Now imagine shooting stereographs this way ... :D
    “To consult the rules of composition before making a picture is a little like consulting the law of gravitation before going for a walk.”
    ― Edward Weston
  • dwayne_bradleydwayne_bradley Registered Users Posts: 52 Big grins
    edited April 22, 2009
    Too funny!
    And only $26,000! Pocket change for all of us billionaires here on dgrin, right? :D
  • cdubcdub Registered Users Posts: 123 Major grins
    edited April 22, 2009
    hahaha

    looks like it belongs on the Onion or something... Thought it was a joke! No tripod... that's insanity! How can he even properly rate that lens when he can't even hold it steady? At focal lengths or shutter speeds as "slow" as 1/500 I bet he's rockin and rollin regardless.

    can't stop laughing...
    CW
    (shoot first, then ask questions)

    www.cdub.ca | www.cdubphoto.smugmug.com | Twitter | Canon 5DII + Canon 24-105 f/4 L, Canon 580EX II, Gitzo GT1541 + Acratech GV2L
  • Manfr3dManfr3d Registered Users Posts: 2,008 Major grins
    edited April 22, 2009
    Maybe he was inspired by the presence of the good locking female model. mwink.gif
    “To consult the rules of composition before making a picture is a little like consulting the law of gravitation before going for a walk.”
    ― Edward Weston
  • gryphonslair99gryphonslair99 Registered Users Posts: 182 Major grins
    edited April 22, 2009
    If he were a real man he would be hand holding this little baby.

    Mans Lens
  • gryphonslair99gryphonslair99 Registered Users Posts: 182 Major grins
    edited April 22, 2009
    Manfr3d wrote:
    Maybe he was inspired by the presence of the good locking female model. mwink.gif

    At the risk of this thread turning pornographic... What is a good locking female model??? rolleyes1.gifrolleyes1.gifrolleyes1.gif
  • Manfr3dManfr3d Registered Users Posts: 2,008 Major grins
    edited April 22, 2009
    lol u caught me on that one!

    nice lens btw, the next level would be the hubble space telescope.
    “To consult the rules of composition before making a picture is a little like consulting the law of gravitation before going for a walk.”
    ― Edward Weston
  • cdubcdub Registered Users Posts: 123 Major grins
    edited April 23, 2009
    no kidding, huh? "220 lbs without stand." hehehe

    capturing objects 18-32 miles away... I love it!
    CW
    (shoot first, then ask questions)

    www.cdub.ca | www.cdubphoto.smugmug.com | Twitter | Canon 5DII + Canon 24-105 f/4 L, Canon 580EX II, Gitzo GT1541 + Acratech GV2L
  • gryphonslair99gryphonslair99 Registered Users Posts: 182 Major grins
    edited April 23, 2009
    There were I believe 4 that were produced. For a mere $250,000.00 I can get you one. You are responsible for buying the 1 ton pickup truck to mount it on. Even Gitzo doesn't have a tripod that will support that bad boy. thumb.gif

    Here is it's wife and their first born child if you would like to see them as well.
    http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/5376/canonlinesq1.jpg
  • Manfr3dManfr3d Registered Users Posts: 2,008 Major grins
    edited April 24, 2009
    Dang that's expensive! Its probably cheaper to self build it .. all u need is of course two super accurate mirrors.
    “To consult the rules of composition before making a picture is a little like consulting the law of gravitation before going for a walk.”
    ― Edward Weston
  • waygard33waygard33 Registered Users Posts: 104 Major grins
    edited April 24, 2009
    I suggest offering to let NASA use it part-time. They will launch it into space for you at no charge. Win/Win!

    Wayne in Oregon
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