It is HOT when.........
ginger_55
Registered Users Posts: 8,416 Major grins
Sorry to interrupt with a joke list, of all the bad things I usually get. But this one was new to me, I enjoyed it and thought I would share!
Now.........I won't do this again for a long time, sorry again,
enjoy, we should enjoy our cool spell as temps go the low 90s, many thunderstorms, ruining outdoor weekend plans (hope there are good clouds w sun peeping through, at least). Maybe our temps will even get into the top 80s, but the humidity ought to be very high: showers = 100%.
ginger
*The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
*The trees are whistling for the dogs.
*The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*You can make sun tea instantly.
*You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chill.
*You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
*You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. You
actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30a.m.
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end
up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
*The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
*The cows are giving evaporated milk.
Now.........I won't do this again for a long time, sorry again,
enjoy, we should enjoy our cool spell as temps go the low 90s, many thunderstorms, ruining outdoor weekend plans (hope there are good clouds w sun peeping through, at least). Maybe our temps will even get into the top 80s, but the humidity ought to be very high: showers = 100%.
ginger
*The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
*The trees are whistling for the dogs.
*The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
*Hot water now comes out of both taps.
*You can make sun tea instantly.
*You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
*The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chill.
*You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
*You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window. You
actually burn your hand opening the car door.
*You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30a.m.
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end
up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
*The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
*Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
*The cows are giving evaporated milk.
After all is said and done, it is the sweet tea.
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That was actually quite amusing considering the circumstances across the country.
The other day I saw a billboard for global warming that said:"Image if it was 20 degrees hotter". I just thought to myself "well that would have been this afternoon", since it was 10PM and it was still 97 degrees out.
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