A tribute to Chuck Norris

pgaviria

I was in Fort Hood today photographing some rocket launchers, one of the launchers was nicknamed "Chuck Norris." Incidentally, today is Chuck Norris' birthday, the day he invented the C-section by roundhouse kicked his way out of his mother's stomach.

Qarik

chuck norris uses tobasco sauce for eye drops. He needs eyes drops because he has no tears.

Darren Troy C

We've truly never heard the end of Roosevelt's speech. "We have nothing to fear but fear itself....and Chuck Norris. That is all."

Hackbone

When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push up.....he pushes the world down.

mercphoto

Some say he always faces magnetic north... wait a minute, that's the Stig. Sorry!

Qarik

mercphoto wrote:

Some say he always faces magnetic north... wait a minute, that's the Stig. Sorry!

haha..

some say that one of his eyes is a teste. Glad to see another top gear fan! By the way one of the stigs was revealed as Michael Shumacher.