Todays Managerism........

dragon300zx

Today they had me order pizza for lunch (no one orders pizza as good as me I guess :scratch)

So at the time the pizza dude is supposed to be here he shows up but another pizza dude shows up at the same time.

Logic says that someone else ordered themselves pizza from another place for lunch. So the office manager calls me and says:

"Um why are there guys here from jets pizza and pizza express?"

ME: "Did you ask who the pizza express delivery was for?"

"No"

ME: "Well I would bet they have a delivery for someone here who wanted pizza"

"Oh"

only about 10% of us get lunch provided by the company, yet she didn't realize one of the other people might get hungry too?

Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
".....Been around the world and found that only stupid people were breeding, the cretons cloning and feeding....."

Hmmm I guess he had met her parents before he wrote that song.:wxwax:huh

JimM

too funny

Sam

If you would just take the damn ear ring out of your ear, maybe they find someone else to order the pizza.

Sam