"Show us your 'Ugly' mug"

ziggy53

I've noticed lately that way too many pretty people and beautiful photographs have appeared in the "People" forum.

I propose a thread for, "the rest of us". A thread for those poor unfortunate wretches who have both a camera and a face capable of wrecking it.

There's already a thread for "Show Us Your Mug!", but they are way too demure for my thinking.

I'm not proposing for anything truly gross or vulgar, unless your were born that way or life changed you.

Making faces, OK.
Bad Lighting, OK.
Bad angle, I don't have a good angle.
Silliness, absolutely!

This is a joke thread, so let's keep it light. Other than that, I'm open to ideas.

Right now, I'm looking for my old Drivers License to scan.

ziggy53

dancinkate

ziggy53

Well, I couldn't find the DL image I was looking for. I did find my HS Senior ID card, and here is the image from that. (I hope you aren't eating.)

Giselle

OK, here is mine. Great thread idea! btw: nice mustache ziggy53!
The 2 pics are from the same night, can ya tell which was taken later in the evening!?

Giselle

Giselle wrote:

OK, here is mine. Great thread idea! btw: nice mustache ziggy53!
The 2 pics are from the same night, can ya tell which was taken later in the evening!?

heres the pic, I swear im not still drunk!

wholenewlight

here's a discard from the "strong emotions" challenge a few months ago.

The anger management classes aren't working :



ugly enough for ya?

Steve Cavigliano

Forget it Giselle. This is the wrong sort of contest for you to enter

You have seen some of the butt uglies around here (myself included). You don't stand a chance in an "Ugly Contest".... Ziggy may even have included you in his "all those pretty people pictures" comment.

You can shave your head, grow a beard...lol, and make all the dorky faces you want. It won't help. I know it may be difficult to swallow, but you just have to accept the fact that you will never be ugly

Not to worry, most of us have had many years of practice in perfecting our ugliness

Steve

System

c'mon, giselle!-

did you not see the word 'ugly'?!-

zig- you crack my ass!--I say that you've already won!-

give me 'til this weekend--I'll find something to beat that-

george

Giselle

Steve Cavigliano wrote:

Forget it Giselle. This is the wrong sort of contest for you to enter

You have seen some of the butt uglies around here (myself included). You don't stand a chance in an "Ugly Contest".... Ziggy may even have included you in his "all those pretty people pictures" comment.

You can shave your head, grow a beard...lol, and make all the dorky faces you want. It won't help. I know it may be difficult to swallow, but you just have to accept the fact that you will never be ugly

Not to worry, most of us have had many years of practice in perfecting our ugliness

Steve

Whatever! I'll find one that will scare not only small children but adults too. Steve and George, where are your pictures?!

System

comin' up this weekend-

good luck in trying to be ugly-

System

wholenewlight wrote:

here's a discard from the "strong emotions" challenge a few months ago.

The anger management classes aren't working :



ugly enough for ya?

this pic wasn't taken in a bank, was it?-

wholenewlight

gefillmore wrote:

this pic wasn't taken in a bank, was it?-

Oh no. You found me out. :hide

Actually, if I'd successfully robbed a bank, I'd be shooting with better glass and with a d200 Nikon right now. :giggle

LeDude

wholenewlight wrote:

here's a discard from the "strong emotions" challenge a few months ago.

The anger management classes aren't working :



ugly enough for ya?

saw this... immediately thought Rand Quaid in "Quick Change"... and Randy Quaid ain't never pritty (or pretty)

gus

I would love to post it but i recon there are international laws due to monitor protection. I print it off on occassion & stick it on our rubbish bins when the local dogs up-turn them at night...last time they actually brought stuff back

SamirD

I ran into this and decided to post some pics of me looking ROUGH with a friend of mine who won the local Hooters bikini contest. Beauty and the beast indeed.

Osprey Whisperer

ziggy53 wrote:

I'm not proposing for anything truly gross or vulgar, unless your were born that way or life changed you.

Making faces, OK.
Bad Lighting, OK.
Bad angle, I don't have a good angle.
Silliness, absolutely!



ziggy53

Well......the neighbors were laughing pretty loud when they saw this crazy guy wearing WWII flight gear....sitting in the front yard taking a self portrait. in 95* hot,humid Florida summer weather :uhoh :

cmason

SamirD wrote:

I ran into this and decided to post some pics of me looking ROUGH with a friend of mine who won the local Hooters bikini contest. Beauty and the beast indeed.

Most unfortunate crop there SamirD

elfving73

This is me, takin' care of the laundry!
It was one hell of a spin!

Osprey Whisperer

elfving73 wrote:

This is me, takin' care of the laundry!
It was one hell of a spin!

That's what I like...good clean humor.

The TIDE has turned. :uhoh

ziggy53

Bird Man Photographer wrote:

That's what I like...good clean humor.

The TIDE has turned. :uhoh

Birdman,

I don't know which of you is worse, but your both "washed up."

ziggy53

ziggy53

So far it's been interesting, but it hasn't gotten "ugly".

Let's review:

First I offered my own sad image, which I won't show again. It's just too painfull. The ugly girls used to hang around me to look good.

Giselle, sorry darlin', not even on a bad day (... or a morning after.)



John W (any relation to George Dubya), kind scary, kinda spooky, can't tell if you're ugly.



Samir, If you have somebody like that hangin' off your shoulder, you're not ugly. By the way, is that a camo' suit she's wearin'? 'Cause she's not hidin' much?



Mike, Your neighbors called me. They're moving to the "other" side of town. (Not because you're "ugly" tho)



Matty, You're just too funny to be ugly. (I almost lost my lunch from 2 days ago.)



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I'm sorry folks, I just don't seem to have any competition. Keep 'em coming. There has to be someone, or someone's dog's backside, uglier than me.

I think it's time for some Rodney Dangerfield wisdom:

Are you kiddin'? I know I'm ugly. My mother breast-fed me through a straw.
I have good-looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
I told my doctor I wanted a vasectomy. He said, with a face like mine, I don't need one.
I was so ugly... When I was born, the doctor slapped my mother!"

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ziggy53

Osprey Whisperer

ziggy53 wrote:

Birdman,

I don't know which of you is worse, but your both "washed up."



ziggy53

http://www.ehow.com/how_9387_remove-washing-machine.html



I won't mention the name of the "agitator"

all in good fun..of course.

Awais Yaqub

These are great images keep them coming i am looking for mine pthatic shot hard to find :

Awais Yaqub

Self Portraits

wholenewlight

Awais Yaqub wrote:

Self Portraits

Ugly, maybe . . . . creepy, definately

Steve Cavigliano

OK, I usually try to shoot beautiful shots. Landscapes, IRs, shots of my beautiful family and wildlife shots. So I don't have many of myself. Here is one the DW took Xmas of 2004.

I get so excited when I receive colonge.....lol A nice change of pace from the usual Xmas socks Notice the coiffure and the clean shaven look.....NOT



The color version of this shot was banned in 32 states :lol

Steve

System

zig-

this is a great thread!-

the uglies are going to reign!!-

System

I'm getting tired of all the ladies getting to show their curves, so in the interest of equality:



I can't believe I'm doing this-




any males that like what they see, no emails please-

(not that there's anything wrong with that)-

george

wholenewlight

gefillmore wrote:

I'm getting tired of all the ladies getting to show their curves, so in the interest of equality:



I can't believe I'm doing this-




any males that like what they see, no emails please-

(not that there's anything wrong with that)-

george

You seemed to be a real happy kid . . . . kind of smiling like that guy on the tv commercial . . . what was the product?
Oh yeah, some product called Enzyte (not sure exactly what it does).

ziggy53

gefillmore wrote:

... I can't believe I'm doing this-

... george

Neither can I George, neither can I.

You're trying to get us both banned for life, aren't you? I just about experienced "the edge of wetness" with that post. I almost laughed out a lung.

I wonder if Letterman or Leno would be interested? For the sake of all that is good with the world, I'll abstain.

ziggy53 (trying to collect myself)

System

yeah-

things changed a couple years after that though-

what the hell, that's life-


ps glad I wasn't showing too much happy-