Hey Abbott!!!!!!!!!!

saurorasaurora Registered Users Posts: 4,320 Major grins
edited September 18, 2006 in The Big Picture
I'm at work right now suffering from withdrawals............my computer at home is down and I can't browse Dgrin, work in Photoshop, which means basically I can't do much shooting until it's fixed!!! :cry Thankfully...I can still keep an eye on the rest of you while I'm at work!

Received this e-mail and thought it was especially funny (I needed "funny"). Thought I would share...........



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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO



You have to be old enough to remember Abbott and Costello, but too
old to really understand computers to fully appreciate this. For those
of us who sometimes get flustered by our computers, enjoy, reflect and
remember what real comedians were like. Those of you who are too young
to remember this hilarious duo should make every attempt to watch their
videos, DVD's or search for them on the "oldies" TV channel. It will be
worth your time to really laugh.


If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their
infamous sketch, "Who' s on First?" might have gone something like this:


COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT


ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm
thinking about buying a computer.


ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.


ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.


ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.


ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?


ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the
windows?


ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and
software.


ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use
to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?


ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?


ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?


ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?


ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?


ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!


ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's
just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal.

What do I need?


ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?


ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.


ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?


ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't
start with some straight answers. What about financial

bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?


ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?


ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?


ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?


ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?


ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How
much?


ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?


ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?


ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!


A few days later:


ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?


ABBOTT: Click on "START"

Comments

  • photodougphotodoug Registered Users Posts: 870 Major grins
    edited September 15, 2006
    nice new take on an old routine.

    One of my family heirlooms is a shot of Bud and Lou sitting at the lunch counter alongside my grandmother with my grandfather behind the counter serving them sandwiches and sodas in Big Bear, CA. Thanks for the memories!
  • saurorasaurora Registered Users Posts: 4,320 Major grins
    edited September 15, 2006
    photodoug wrote:
    nice new take on an old routine.

    One of my family heirlooms is a shot of Bud and Lou sitting at the lunch counter alongside my grandmother with my grandfather behind the counter serving them sandwiches and sodas in Big Bear, CA. Thanks for the memories!

    That is awesome! You're welcome to add it here if you like. I loved these characters when I was just a kid. Their humor and timing was appealing to all ages.
  • SeefutlungSeefutlung Registered Users Posts: 2,781 Major grins
    edited September 15, 2006
    Hey S ... thanks. My oldest daughter, Sarah, did the Abbott & Costello bit as a skit in grade school. I forwarded your modernized version ... she is starting college in St, Louis.
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    (Sarah)

    PS- Sorry about your 'puter ... mine went out a few months ago ... so I got a new one - now PS runs like a deer.
    G
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  • Awais YaqubAwais Yaqub Registered Users Posts: 10,572 Major grins
    edited September 15, 2006
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  • NikolaiNikolai Registered Users Posts: 19,035 Major grins
    edited September 16, 2006
    Saurora,
    Now I see you do deserve your own smiley :-) :saurora
    "May the f/stop be with you!"
  • saurorasaurora Registered Users Posts: 4,320 Major grins
    edited September 18, 2006
    Seefutlung wrote:
    Hey S ... thanks. My oldest daughter, Sarah, did the Abbott & Costello bit as a skit in grade school. I forwarded your modernized version ... she is starting college in St, Louis.
    72778215-M-1.jpg
    (Sarah)

    PS- Sorry about your 'puter ... mine went out a few months ago ... so I got a new one - now PS runs like a deer.
    G

    Your daughter is really beautiful Gary! My pc is only about a year old...I dropped it off at my nephew's house (fortunately we have a computer tech in the family!) but he had to work over the weekend so don't know when it will be up and running again or what is wrong with it. I was almost tempted over the weekend to buy a laptop as a back-up, but fortunately I had left my wallet and credit cards home!!!
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