Merry Maids!!!!!!
Hi Y'all,
I was having my morning coffee when my lovely wife, Linda, woke up. Now normally Linda will have some breakfast, read the paper, normal stuff you know. Not this morning, she immediately started to frantically clean. With a sinking heart I realized that today was Merry Maids day. Merry Maids are a cleaning service who stop every two weeks and undo all of my best efforts to make my home comfortable. Why they call themselves "merry" is beyond me because they have never even cracked a smile and they tend to get downright hostile when they see my office.
I beat hasty retreat to the swamp to get away from all this cleaning.
I went down this one road and what did I see but a caracara and some vultures cleaning up after one of their wetlands cohabitants who had the bad taste to litter the wetlands with its lifeless body.
Being a raptor the caracara decided to claim first dibs on the remains
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Once the caracara was done the vulture got a chance to scoff up some leftovers
I went down another road and found a great egret and what was it doing? Cleaning itself of course
When it noticed me I got this reaction
Now amazingly enough this is the same reaction the Merry Maids have to my office.
That was it. I realized that their was no way I was going to avoid all this cleaning activity so I headed home in abject defeat.
I was having my morning coffee when my lovely wife, Linda, woke up. Now normally Linda will have some breakfast, read the paper, normal stuff you know. Not this morning, she immediately started to frantically clean. With a sinking heart I realized that today was Merry Maids day. Merry Maids are a cleaning service who stop every two weeks and undo all of my best efforts to make my home comfortable. Why they call themselves "merry" is beyond me because they have never even cracked a smile and they tend to get downright hostile when they see my office.
I beat hasty retreat to the swamp to get away from all this cleaning.
I went down this one road and what did I see but a caracara and some vultures cleaning up after one of their wetlands cohabitants who had the bad taste to litter the wetlands with its lifeless body.
Being a raptor the caracara decided to claim first dibs on the remains
`
Once the caracara was done the vulture got a chance to scoff up some leftovers
I went down another road and found a great egret and what was it doing? Cleaning itself of course
When it noticed me I got this reaction
Now amazingly enough this is the same reaction the Merry Maids have to my office.
That was it. I realized that their was no way I was going to avoid all this cleaning activity so I headed home in abject defeat.
Harry
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Ohhhhhhhh geezzz those Turkey Vultures are down right ugly birds aren't they the rest of their body looks great but that head .... man talk about getting hit with the Ugly Stick!
Nice series Harry .... Skippy
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Thanks for the chuckle..Great captures!!!!!!
Dave
a picture of your office!
Oh, yeah, some really timely bird photos!
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This is the shot though.
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Thanks Skippy and the vultures are a tad ugly.
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Actually the maids of merriment chase me out every time they come. :uhoh
Glad you enjoyed it.
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Hooo Hoooo Haaaa Haaaaa When I scrolled down I could not see your bottom line about Merry Maids, but thought to myself I bet that's what the Merry Maids looked like when they went in Harry's office. roflrofl
Great shots as always.
Thank for sharing.
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Thanks, that shot seems to be popular and I wasn't that thrilled with it when I first viewed it (I cut off a bit of its tail feathers).
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Maybe later when I can get it back into shape and undo the damage from the merry maids.
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Thanks Nick and we have had a good showing from our local raptors at the wetlands lately. I really blew it whil shooting the caracara and the vulture because while I was framing a shot a red shouldered hawk flew right throught he middle of the scene, slowly, and I was so surprised I couldn't get the shot off in time.
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Thanks Joel, I'm glad that I didn't cull taht one.
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Is it still the same lady that comes to clean?
Triple that up
BTW Harry, my wife insists we keep (ie pay) the Merry Ones - cause it forces her to clean her own shi ,er, stuff up at least twice a month
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Thanks Glenn.
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You know what they say about great minds thinking alike.
Thanks Dana
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Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed the thread. That wall is behind me, now I just have to catch up on my post work.
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Thanks Elaine, the egret shot made the day for me.
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I was doing fine with caracara shots way before merry maids started coming aorund.
Thanks for stopping by.
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Thanks Ian and the merry ones are new our old cleaning person got a better job.
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