OT: You know you live in CA if...

NikolaiNikolai Registered Users Posts: 19,035 Major grins
edited March 1, 2005 in The Big Picture
You know you live in California if . . .
  • You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.
  • I's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the
    weather-related accidents.
  • Your child's third grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named
    Breeze.
  • You can't remember... is pot legal?
  • You've been to a baby shower for an infant who has two mothers and a sperm
    donor.
  • You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and
    can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
  • You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
  • You can't remember... is pot legal?
  • A really great parking space can move you to tears.
  • The guy in line at Starbucks, wearing the baseball cap, sunglasses, and
    looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.
  • Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
  • Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay rep is
    a guy in drag.
  • It's sprinkling out, and there's a report on every news channel about "THE
    STORM!"
  • Hey... is pot legal?
  • Over 85% of the cities, towns, and streets start with San, Los, El, La,
    Santa, De La, or De Los.
  • Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.
  • A family of four owns six vehicles.
  • Everyone who lives here knows that hurricanes, tornadoes, floods and
    snowstorms are way worse than earthquakes, which are, after all, over almost
    as soon as you realize what's happening.
  • Even if the store is across the street, you drive there.
  • Yeah, you're sure...? pot is legal.
  • And finally, a question:
    Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    A. Not Applicable. Californians cannot afford to turn on the light.
"May the f/stop be with you!"

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