You suck at Photoshop

HarrybHarryb Registered Users, Retired Mod Posts: 22,708 Major grins
edited February 7, 2008 in Finishing School
Somebody on another forum posted this link

http://laughingsquid.com/you-suck-at-photoshop-by-donnie-hoyle/
Harry
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How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, "I could have done that better!"

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  • TommyboyTommyboy Registered Users Posts: 590 Major grins
    edited January 30, 2008
    I viewed the wedding ring tutorial. That really is the funniest thing I've seen in a long, long while. Thanks, Harry.

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  • IcebearIcebear Registered Users Posts: 4,015 Major grins
    edited January 30, 2008
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  • schmooschmoo Registered Users Posts: 8,468 Major grins
    edited January 30, 2008
    :lol

    "Pee-poo"





    (Is it sad that I really did learn something new about PS from these? :uhoh)
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  • HarrybHarryb Registered Users, Retired Mod Posts: 22,708 Major grins
    edited January 30, 2008
    schmoo wrote:
    :lol

    "Pee-poo"





    (Is it sad that I really did learn something new about PS from these? :uhoh)

    I hope not because i learned some stuff too.
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  • greenpeagreenpea Registered Users Posts: 880 Major grins
    edited January 31, 2008
    "strap on your stupid, and lets get at it"
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  • wholenewlightwholenewlight Registered Users Posts: 1,529 Major grins
    edited February 1, 2008
    Harryb wrote:
    I hope not because i learned some stuff too.

    I learned some things too,

    "Yes dear, I'm just working on our taxes . . ."
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  • schmooschmoo Registered Users Posts: 8,468 Major grins
    edited February 1, 2008
    greenpea wrote:
    "strap on your stupid, and lets get at it"

    Nice user title, Andrew! rolleyes1.gif
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  • greenpeagreenpea Registered Users Posts: 880 Major grins
    edited February 1, 2008
    schmoo wrote:
    Nice user title, Andrew! rolleyes1.gif

    Its probably a good thing that "strap on your stupid and lets get it on" doesn't fit as a user title.lol3.gif

    ...I really do suck at photoshop rolleyes1.gif
    Andrew
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  • aj986saj986s Registered Users Posts: 1,100 Major grins
    edited February 1, 2008
    Hysterical stuff...rolleyes1.gif

    Too bad all training classes aren't that much fun.
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  • bhambham Registered Users Posts: 1,303 Major grins
    edited February 1, 2008
    That was entertaining. The wife/ex and the IM made it though.
    "A photo is like a hamburger. You can get one from McDonalds for $1, one from Chili's for $5, or one from Ruth's Chris for $15. You usually get what you pay for, but don't expect a Ruth's Chris burger at a McDonalds price, if you want that, go cook it yourself." - me
  • photocatphotocat Registered Users Posts: 1,334 Major grins
    edited February 1, 2008
    Love it.... I should be in bed sweating out bronchitis instead of watching funny stuff like that...rolleyes1.gif
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  • jdryan3jdryan3 Registered Users Posts: 1,353 Major grins
    edited February 2, 2008
    Photardshop
    Loved the names: douche.png, piss_factory.jpg, and of course Bridget Jones.
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  • beetle8beetle8 Registered Users Posts: 677 Major grins
    edited February 4, 2008
    when he says "you're only using $75 worth of PS" he's talking to me.
    Absolutly hilarious and educational at the same time.
    - Keith
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  • DeeDee Registered Users Posts: 2,981 Major grins
    edited February 4, 2008
    A little "uncouth" for me, Laughing.gif
    Funny -- as if drawing a path were THAT easy (wedding ring tutorial) -- did anyone see the jaggy inner circle path? My boss would have had my head for that -- and Donnie needed to add some shadowing... and where was the key command for changing the pen tool direction? Laughing.gif

    But you know what, the tutorials are SHORT and very entertaining! Keeps you on your toes as you never know when the unexpected is going to happen.

    Maybe the idea is to start you looking for "how" to do things. After all, "if Donnie can do them, so can you?" rolleyes1.gif
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  • beetle8beetle8 Registered Users Posts: 677 Major grins
    edited February 5, 2008
    jdryan3 wrote:
    Loved the names: douche.png, piss_factory.jpg, and of course Bridget Jones.
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    - Keith
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  • Rock151Rock151 Registered Users Posts: 4 Beginner grinner
    edited February 6, 2008
    Probably the best laugh I had in reference to anything photoshop
  • nightowlphotographynightowlphotography Registered Users Posts: 35 Big grins
    edited February 7, 2008
    Omg! Lol!
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