Little gosling went on a hunt....
1) Break formation and paddle hard
2) Line up the prey
3) Grab it in your beak
4) .......but miss it by a mile
5) Have a completely silly expression on your face afterwards...
6) Put your head down and swim away.....and have a tall tale to tell.....with few embellishments....
Today we are in the studio shooting various breakfast items and I forgot the number 1 rule on the set. Never eat the food.
Sitting off to the side of our main table sat these granola bars. Yes, they look pretty.
In my infinite wisdom, I grabbed one and threw it into my mouth. As soon as I bit down I realized that this particular tray of bars was not for eating. The stylist had not only coated them with scotch guard, she also applied a bit of WD-40 for that extra shine.
Yes, laughs were heard from everyone else, as well as some pretty graphic language from yours truly.
Now if you have not have the privilege of tasting scotch guard and WD-40 on your food, let me tell you that the taste is quite unique and does not go away quickly or easily.